This is sort of a dating blog, isn't it? But I suppose that is because I've been single and of dating age for nearly the entire life of L.I.A. Anyway, I was chatting with Jill today and we half joked that we should start some sort of dating blog to keep track of all our misadventures and perhaps dispense some advice along the way. She came up with a rather grand list of post topics that I loved:
- 6 degrees of separation / internet stalking-- within 1 week i met two guys who were friends with (name withheld)
- Karma -- Blowing people off / getting blown off
- Flag chasing -- dating / hooking up with foreigners
- Making the first move is fucking easy
- Shitting where you eat – dating someone at work
- Mystery undies – the moment where you realize you've brought too many people home because you found a pair of boxer briefs that you can not figure out who they belong to.
Spoiler alert – you always throw them. away and don't ask around
- Tiny penises – yes they exist, and yes they're an issue, and no it's not common
- Always give compliments – a how-to guide to help men get more BJs
- Give me a real headshot will you? – yeah, I pick who I'm going to go out with based almost purely on how your profile pics look.
Sorry
- Metamorphosis – watching your friends watch you go from "in a relationship" to "single" and how it changes their view of you
I had a single topic so far: Ghosts of makeouts past. About walking by or going to spots where you had great dates or made-out with people and constantly being haunted by them.
I think this is a best-seller, right?
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